Kill you? If I wanted you dead, you would be.

[That is debatable, if only because Mitsunari just assumes he could kill anyone regardless of their skill if he set his mind to it.]

A boastful pirate who steals everything in sight is a good husband...?

[This insult brought to you by Mitsunari's splitting headache. And, well, okay, he'd have said something like that even if he wasn't hung over. Let's be real.

That aside, he shakes his head. ...Which a bad idea, because now his head hurts worse.]

Quit presuming my objections have anything at all to do with you!