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Alpha Bro/Dave Strider ([personal profile] hollywood_bro) wrote in [community profile] high_seas 2015-03-24 12:02 am (UTC)

"You know, I killed a really fat juggalo once and what worked with him was..." Dave rushes the giant, jumps onto his flying skateboard, and slashes through the giant's neck. His katana is more than sharp enough to cut bone. The giant's head falls, and by the time Dave has dismounted his skateboard it's rolling around the deck.

"I wouldn't stand too close to the body if I were you."

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