I was! I am! I just...I dunno where it came from, I was perfectly normal when I jumped out of the crow's nest!

[he can be as huffy as he wants, it comes off so ineffectual when he's that short and squawky. Never mind that he's got the three swords clutched to his chest and one fist holding up his pants, bunched at the waist.]

Don't laugh, it's not funny!