[at least he manages to put aside most of the awkward for the moment, because deep down he does trust Sanji inherently, and doesn't mind his help. Zoro just sort of wriggles out of his too-large clothes and tosses them onto his nearby hammock before pulling on the set from the last time this ridiculousness happened.]

Huh? Oh...yeah, that stuff. What? I don't need to wear something new all the time. 'Sides, I really like that sweatshirt.

[he wears the hoodie a lot. But usually rotates between three shirts, depending on the weather. He's only shredded a couple, lately.]