No, I know. I remember. The kids thing just happened...I think.

[last April's weirdness also just happened, but it also wore off after a day]

We can't stop everything but we can narrow it down. Stuff we have some control over. That should at least cut it down.

[if anything, he hates not having control over himself, his body and mind, and can't imagine anyone else would disagree. Loss of control is one step below sheer embarrassment on Zoro's list of Reasons This World Is Bullshit.]