[Argh, not the pout. He's going to have to say something. Once the pout comes out, it's all over.]

Okay, long story short, most of us didn't just poof into existence as teenagers. We started out as babies and our parents raised us and took care of us as we grew up. All other questions can be directed to Professor Riku.

[He waves his hand, hoping to signal an end to this line of questioning.]