Okay, hear me out here.

So I have like thirty blankets here and I'm still freezing, and you're still freezing with your one blanket.

So how about we consolidate and form a blanket alliance. Like a united front against this goddamn stupid weather. And, y'know, you don't kill me with your pinkie or something.

[Says the blanket burrito as he negotiates from his current location on the edge of Thane's blanket.]