[Look, he couldn't do this with Garrus or Kasumi or Joker especially. None of them would ever let him forget it, but you are at least respectful as well as discrete. That's the only reason you're coming along! Got it?!
Of course he's completely silent as they make their way to the galley. Once there, however, Shepard is confronted with the problem of how to do this gracefully. At least somebody's been heating water in the sandbox. Yes, I looked this up and apparently they had ovens in sandboxes in the deck so they could cook things without setting the ship on fire. Cool.
Well, fuck being graceful. He's too annoyed at this situation to take his time, so he grabs a cup and dips it in the water before pouring it over his tongue.
... The water probably forms into an icicle under his chin.]
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Of course he's completely silent as they make their way to the galley. Once there, however, Shepard is confronted with the problem of how to do this gracefully. At least somebody's been heating water in the sandbox. Yes, I looked this up and apparently they had ovens in sandboxes in the deck so they could cook things without setting the ship on fire. Cool.
Well, fuck being graceful. He's too annoyed at this situation to take his time, so he grabs a cup and dips it in the water before pouring it over his tongue.
... The water probably forms into an icicle under his chin.]