[He had the option of getting a more extreme colour from the Backwater Brig, but in the end it would have been more expensive to get a colour stripper and one of the fun colours. Maybe next time!]

They say that if it exists, there's an entire island for it. [That's a lie, nobody's said that.] The only problem is that there's so many out there, nobody's been able to find out where each of them is.

[He affects a dramatic sigh at that, watching carefully for a reaction.]