[Kyouya smiles and takes a moment to consider the question before he gives a small shrug.]

I've been the club's director for two years at Ouran, and I can comfortably say that every guest probably has a different experience. They all come for something different, and it is our job as hosts to satisfy them.

It's what we enjoy: making them happy. And as we get to know them better [he smiles a little more, chuckling softly, as if a bit embarrassed] we learn how to do that better.

I admit -- you have me at a disadvantage. Our society does not lend itself to allowing us to entertain male guests at school, much as I wish it did.