[Compared to some unfortunate souls, Mitsunari's got it easy today. The curse hasn't affected him so much as it's affected his weaponry. His extremely sharp and dangerous sword has been mysteriously replaced by a decidedly harmless magic wand prop.
Because harmless is the opposite of deadly. ...It's fair game, all right?
The point is, it's cute. Fuzzy streamer things come out of it when he waves it around. You can't kill somebody with this.
And he's upset about it.]
Why -- is -- this -- happening?!
[Every word is punctuated by a swing of the magic wand.]
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Because harmless is the opposite of deadly. ...It's fair game, all right?
The point is, it's cute. Fuzzy streamer things come out of it when he waves it around. You can't kill somebody with this.
And he's upset about it.]
Why -- is -- this -- happening?!
[Every word is punctuated by a swing of the magic wand.]