[Here he thought the two of them couldn't get any stupider. Silly him.]

So when Luffy said you taste like pineapple, he was correct? [you know what nevermind] ...Erm. Right. You're on your own. I think I'd rather try and steer clear of their idiocy entirely and leave with my feathers thoroughly un-licked.

[really though] But if he does anything to this island, all bets are off.