"When a man's not interested in love, it's the least he can do," Thatch said with an exaggerated sigh, putting a hand over his heart. "I like to consider it a civic duty. Show them a good time and make it worth their time. But actually." He tilted his head back and blew out a smoke ring. "Civic duty is sleeping with Marine wives. I honestly don't know why those captains badger me when I treat their ladies so well."