Man, he hasn't had enough to drink for this story, though it's great. He sat there through the nudges, chuckling a bit, actually interested. Surprisingly interested in this guys wild and crazy stories. Honestly, he found his stories the best. Made his own time back home seem like a pit of depression an--oh right. It was.

Still. At the end he was laughing loudly, picturing the guy in orange pants. "Lemme guess, they were a bit too small for ya? Made it harder to run the roof tops with out splitting the ass open?" He mused.