"Not as small as you might think. The Commander was only about maybe half a head shorter, but I definitely felt it after a time as he had no ass to speak of. And it certainly made good target practice. Nothing like having the doctor take a bullet out of your ass." He chuckled and finished his ale then got up to bring a keg over.

"Maybe I'll show you the scar sometime if you ask pretty." And he blew a kiss.