HazMat Log 006 ♔ Impending doom and diabetes

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Breakneck Cay and Candy Mountain
When: 5/23 onwards
What: things and stuff
Warnings: sugarrrrrrr
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom part 2! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain
6/1-6/7: DIABETUS MOUNTAIN

Comments

[by_heart]

Pretty good, huh? I've been eating too much of that stuff and I'm not even sick.

[He's not big on candy, but he does like ginger.]

I should probably stock up on it. Something tells me everyone's gonna be pretty miserable once the boat starts moving.

[Technicolor barf everywhere.]

[notacostume]

[It's full of rainbows.]

You'd be my hero if you actually did that. [Seriously, Mona doesn't want to have anything to do with candy for a long, long time. Which was a shame, since she's a big fan of chocolate.

But now, the mere sight of was making her feel queasy. Speaking of which...]

Ugh, this can't work fast enough.

[She puts a hand over her stomach.

Why couldn't she have stopped earlier.]

[by_heart]

Yeah, keep drinking the water and hope for the best. I'd tell you to get off the boat so the rocking wouldn't make things worse, but, you know, on land is where all the candy is.

[Lea shrugs. Moderation, people.]

I get the feeling if Gaius wants to come back here, he's going to be stuck swimming back on his own.

[notacostume]

Yeah, I'll pass on leaving the boat. [It would've been far too dangerous for her. She might've literally gone into a sugar-induced coma and never wake up. A truly frightening thought!]

I'm hoping this is everything Gaius ever wanted, because I'm already about done with this island.

[Their departure just can't come soon enough.]

You know if anyone else in the crew is feeling as cruddy as me?

[by_heart]

Roxas, probably. If he hasn't eaten himself sick yet, it's only because he built up some tolerance back in February. That was a fun little adventure. Technicolor barf everywhere...

[He doesn't want a repeat of that mess, but there's no telling Roxas to lay off the candy.]

[notacostume]

The way you're describing it, sounds like it must've been really fun. [She said with notable sarcasm.] What the heck happened back in February?

Wait. Is it going to make me nauseous just by hearing about it?

[Precautions!]

[by_heart]

Maybe.

[Lea makes a face.]

There were these bowls of cursed candy all over the place that kept magically refilling themselves. I'm surprised the enchantment didn't wear off, considering how many of them he emptied. He was on a sugar high for days until he crashed and burned.

[notacostume]

[Bowls of candy that would keep refilling themselves. On any other day, Mona would've thought it was pretty awesome. However, giving how she was still nursing some stomach problems...]

Yeah, definitely feeling nauseous right about now. I feel bad for Roxas, though. He must've come down pretty hard after all that sugar.

[She can only imagine.]