No, no! See, okay, it's like this: You're usually all "aaaah!" but now you're acting like cool and stuff. Like, I'm pretty sure if someone offered you a pipe and tobacco before you'd be like "Oh no! I couldn't! What if it messed up my breathing! I've been working so hard on that! And it could make a mess! No! How terrible! I'd never get all the ash cleaned up!" and then you'd, like, break out in a cold sweat until you found the broom just so you knew it was still there.

[Or something like that. She nods sagely, sure she's explained it quite well this time.]