She gave him a rueful smile. "Harried," she said. "I suspect we've managed to find the most ridiculous island you'll find on the map, and I say this after Candy Mountain proved real."

She feels a moment of heavy awkwardness. They're on a date, after all, one would expect some level of physical contact but... what kind? It isn't as if this sort of thing could be found in a book. At least, not a reliable book.