Another wry grin, "I hadn't noticed." Although he said it in deadpan, he meant it too. Still, if he was going too slowly maybe it meant he could relax and let go of the tightness on the reins for a bit if nothing else. He made a mental note to let himself go faster...

But then his brain completely fizzled out.

That was just plain cheating.

He couldn't think of anything half as sexy, and he couldn't remember ever envying a fork before.

"Ah..." he leaned closer, his fingers gently brushing under chin with a small grin before evilly putting some food on her nose in revenge. Of course it was petty, but he smirked evilly all the same. "You have a little something right there. Want me to get it?" He half expected her to use an extra tongue to lick it off though, just to make him laugh. Or to shove him out of his chair in her own revenge. Whichever.