That...was extremely tempting. If he'd transformed himself into, for instance, a cartoon wolf, he thought, this would be the moment where his eyes turned into hearts, his jaw hit the floor with a metallic thunk and his tongue unrolled from his mouth like a carpet.

But it wouldn't be right. He couldn't get busy with a girl he didn't remember the name of. Curse his parents for raising him right.

"Sounds fun. But I gotta run to the head, back in a few..."

And he sidled out, or as much sidling as one could do with a tail that size anyway.