[11] welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games

[thethundersaid]

Who: Howling Sabers
Where: Mostly in the Southeast
When: Early/mid-May
What: First half of May's catch-all, up to and including de-aging event.
Warnings: They've been remarkably well-behaved recently. Probably none?
Style: Any.
Status: Closed to crew unless someone wants to appear suddenly.

OOC note: Up until now, the Sabers have sailed dafuq away after the fiasco at Corsair Island, spent some time illegally repainting their ship, and found an island deserted by most things except scorpions. Please include date in your top-post!

Comments

[slugling]

[of course little Sakura is watching him from a distance

SASUKEKUN SHE DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD SUCH A POTTY MOUTH

but somehow this makes him cooler...]

SLUGLING THAT'S SO CUTE I CAN'T

[thethundersaid]

[That distance is closed very quickly

by an escaped fluffy chicken furiously flapping across the deck, Sasuke hot on its heels with more curse words escaping. The chicken makes a running dive for Sakura's legs while Sasuke shouts:]

Stupid goddamn -- [And then he notices the owner of the legs and slows, staring in first shock and then annoyance.]

You got shrunk too?! Who's going to keep Naruto in line?

ALL I COULD THINK OF LOL

[slugling]

[TOO QUICKLY TOO QUICKLY WHAT DOES SHE DO AAAAA SASUKEKUN IS CURSING WITH A CHICKEN COMING AT HER

CHICKEN ATTACK THE ACADEMY DID NOT PREPARE HER FOR THIS

SHRIEKS]

IT'S SUPER CUTE

[thethundersaid]

[The lack of response and then that shriek makes him frown more deeply, finally managing to grab the chicken before it makes a bid for her ankles with its beak.]

It's just a chicken, Sakura, you've seen it before.

SHE DESERVES CUTE NAME

[slugling]

[SO EMBARRASSING]

Oh, um, yeah. I guess I have seen chickens before. [nervous laughter

pls keep it away]

Thanks for saving me... Sasuke-kun.

THIS IS TRUE, HOW KAWAII

[thethundersaid]

[He peers at her more closely now that the chicken is restrained, leaning in to assess her expression, because there's definitely something off about it. A lack of the shinobi edge that even Sakura has developed where (or when) they're from.]

You've seen this chicken before. Don't you remember?

HAHA DESU

[slugling]

[looking

away

WHY IS HE LOOKING SO INTENSELY her feet shuffle]

Eh? No? [UNSURE]

Well... maybe I was absent for show and tell when you brought him? Is he-

[looks over the chicken curiously, now that it's not attacking her]

-Your pet?

[thethundersaid]

[Show and ... tell. Sasuke peers at her for another long, scrutinizing minute before drawing the inevitable conclusion. It's a conclusion that means he makes a long, aggravated noise, pushing one flapping wing out of his face.]

You're like Tojiko. You don't remember anything, do you? Not how you got here or anything?

[slugling]

[STOP STARING PLS

quietly;]

No.

I remember you and Ino-chan though so I remember some things.

[thethundersaid]

[Stops staring only long enough to pinch the bridge of his nose in a very grown-up frustration.]

I mean about here. What's the last place you remember being?