It's a good thing there's glass there! Those things are creepy.
[So of course he bends over and presses his face up to the glass to see them better. Ugggh, they're all spindly and creepy and huge. You better be able to eat them, otherwise there's not an excuse for something so awful existing.]
Geez, look at them. I don't know whether to scream or cry.
[He doesn't look like he's going to do either, but he figures a lot of other people probably do.]
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[So of course he bends over and presses his face up to the glass to see them better. Ugggh, they're all spindly and creepy and huge. You better be able to eat them, otherwise there's not an excuse for something so awful existing.]
Geez, look at them. I don't know whether to scream or cry.
[He doesn't look like he's going to do either, but he figures a lot of other people probably do.]