[excuse you river he did not sign up for rapids. Rapids are not lazy, that's false advertising.
Zoro is busy fending off the piranhas that are going for the shiny dangly things hanging off his ear, and doesn't get good and situated to ride out the rapids this way. He's still got a fish clipped to his earlobe at the first jolt.]
Augh! What the hell is this? Luffy, hang on!
[They nearly flip at the first real roll, but Zoro manages to hang onto the tube, if not Luffy himself. And lands on his stomach on the tube, much better.]
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Zoro is busy fending off the piranhas that are going for the shiny dangly things hanging off his ear, and doesn't get good and situated to ride out the rapids this way. He's still got a fish clipped to his earlobe at the first jolt.]
Augh! What the hell is this? Luffy, hang on!
[They nearly flip at the first real roll, but Zoro manages to hang onto the tube, if not Luffy himself. And lands on his stomach on the tube, much better.]