[glances over his shoulder to make sure Luffy is okay, and just sort of scowls at the fish. Dumb fish.]
No they didn't, this is supposed to be the lazy river! There's nothing - oof - lazy about this!
[at least he's got a good grip and can ride this out, tugging the tube to keep it from bashing head-on into any rocks Luffy misses. And, really, once they get a good pace and aren't being dashed to pieces, it's kind of fun. But not lazy. Not at all lazy.]
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No they didn't, this is supposed to be the lazy river! There's nothing - oof - lazy about this!
[at least he's got a good grip and can ride this out, tugging the tube to keep it from bashing head-on into any rocks Luffy misses. And, really, once they get a good pace and aren't being dashed to pieces, it's kind of fun. But not lazy. Not at all lazy.]