[IGNORING ZORO ENTIRELY, sorry, buddy. Sanji was already spinning up to Luffy as soon as he said mermaids, flailing around him and spewing hearts everywhere.
That they're apparently without clothes is just a bonus~~]
Uwaaaaah!! You serious?? MERMAID-CHWAAAAN~!!!
[Turns on his heel, walking backwards so he can point at Zoro in a menacing way -- even though there are still a few hearts floating around him.]
No, shut up, asshole, we're going where the naked mermaids are. Captain's orders!
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That they're apparently without clothes is just a bonus~~]
Uwaaaaah!! You serious?? MERMAID-CHWAAAAN~!!!
[Turns on his heel, walking backwards so he can point at Zoro in a menacing way -- even though there are still a few hearts floating around him.]
No, shut up, asshole, we're going where the naked mermaids are. Captain's orders!
[...Or something...]