It's pretty cool, though, right? And the bar guy said you could touch Big Sis if you paid.

[there's a very largely endowed wooden mermaid hanging over the bar lovingly labled "big sis"]

The drinking thing you gotta drink three of those glasses without dying.

[see? Boobs and beer! Did he find the perfect bar or what?]

Let's get some beef nachos, too.

[he says as he has his nose pressed to the glass and is watching the fish go by]