[Zoro has had enough of you two. The shit-eating grin on Sanji's face and Luffy's laughter just make him deadpan harder.
On the one hand, he knows the answer is yes for the love of god, cook, take them, but then he thinks about it a second more and realizes that thing. Those things. Would be in his bed.
Cue pointing.]
If you take those to bed with you, you'll be sleeping alone with 'em.
[rounds on the bartender] Oi! What kinda prize you got if you don't like boobs?
[SUDDENLY EVERY EYE IN THE BAR IS ON HIM. Them. Shocked. Like, how could you not like them?? shocked.]
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On the one hand, he knows the answer is yes for the love of god, cook, take them, but then he thinks about it a second more and realizes that thing. Those things. Would be in his bed.
Cue pointing.]
If you take those to bed with you, you'll be sleeping alone with 'em.
[rounds on the bartender] Oi! What kinda prize you got if you don't like boobs?
[SUDDENLY EVERY EYE IN THE BAR IS ON HIM. Them. Shocked. Like, how could you not like them?? shocked.]