[he isn't going to lose to a rubber dick that isn't attached to anything. He is damn proud of his family jewels and what's attached! So he stands up, sandals braced wide on the table and undoes his shorts, showing proudly what he's made of and just how that can't compare.]
These are the balls that belong to the man that's going to be King of the Pirates!
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[he isn't going to lose to a rubber dick that isn't attached to anything. He is damn proud of his family jewels and what's attached! So he stands up, sandals braced wide on the table and undoes his shorts, showing proudly what he's made of and just how that can't compare.]
These are the balls that belong to the man that's going to be King of the Pirates!
[DODONNNNN]