It's Raining Booze

[meatthefuture]

Who: The Straw Hat Pirates
Where: Sailing around for now in search of adventure
When: 3/12-?
What: Sailing, booze rain, pinchy fingers and new crew
Warnings: the usual
Status: Open



Date yer threads pls :3

Comments

3/14

[meatthefuture]

[sneak sneak sneak up behind. Moving slowly and softly, dampening his haki even so not even his presence could be felt. Or at least he hopes not. He stalks up behind Sanji, holding his breath, like stalking a wild animal

and then]

GOTCHA!

[pounces and then LICKS the minty rain off the back of your neck. He may have gotten into one of Zoro's barrels... all the way]

[serving_love]

[Luffy must dampen his haki really damn well because Sanji doesn't sense him at all! He's too busy chopping vegetables at the counter, humming lightly under his breath, and really it's lucky that he drops the knife in surprise when there's suddenly a shitty tongue on his NECK.]

—GAH!! What the shit?!

[A shiver runs up his spine in a alksjdhLKAJSDHSKAJSHADKS kind of way and he whirls around, slapping a hand to the back of his neck.]

Oi, the hell are you doing?! If you're hungry, just wait five minutes, Luffy, geez!

[meatthefuture]

HAHAHAHA Your face is so dumb right now! [points and laughs] Now you really look like Zoro! shishishishishi

[serving_love]

I don't look— [...Well. He was going to say 'dumb', but that second sentence earns an offended gasp and forces him to start over.] Oi, I don't look like Zoro!

[Okay so the green hasn't...entirely...washed out yet. IT WILL, THOUGH.

Sanji scowls and tugs at one of the locks of hair that falls in front of his eye.]

Look, this ain't nearly as green as that shitty marimo's. I don't look like him! I'm wearing a SUIT!

[meatthefuture]

[Sanji's devensiveness just makes him laugh more. But he has to point out one thing]

Zoro wore a suit before! But yeah your eyebrows are weirder. [he can agree with that.]

By the way, let me have a drink. [snuffs at them] Do they have that minty stuff in 'em?

[serving_love]

[Massive eye roll.]

Yeah, like one shitty time. [Pause.] Or twice.

And my eyebrows ain't weird!! They're unique, you asshole.

[HARRUMPHS.

Then glaces back at the drinks.]

...Ah, yeah. [Huffs.] Fine, take one. But ONLY one, they got alcohol in 'em.

[meatthefuture]

I like 'em. [Sanji's eyebrows are the best. Even if they're weird.

He pouts at the just one]

Can I pour them all in one big cup? [it's really good]