It's Raining Booze

[meatthefuture]

Who: The Straw Hat Pirates
Where: Sailing around for now in search of adventure
When: 3/12-?
What: Sailing, booze rain, pinchy fingers and new crew
Warnings: the usual
Status: Open



Date yer threads pls :3

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[yourotherleft]

[regains his wits in time to dodge the kick, letting it whiff over his shoulder]

It'll grow out. [see? there!

He idly pokes into a couple of kitchen cabinets but there's probably nothing there for him to steal.]

What about all those casks from the rum we won? We haven't scuttled all of them yet, have we?

[he's definitely finished off all of them, by now...]

[serving_love]

WELL IT NEEDS TO GROW OUT RIGHT NOW.

[HUFFS.

Then tosses the pan onto the stove and folds his arms over his chest, a grumpy expression settling on his face as he watches Zoro nose through his cabinets. He's tempted to just ignore him, but hell, why waste decent booze?]

...Nah, there's a few down in the hold still.

[yourotherleft]

I'm sure it'll wash out.

[waving a hand idly at him before straightening up to face him]

Good. That should do. Free booze is free booze, after all.

[tries to hold Sanji's gaze and just ends up snorting in a failed attempt to stifle more snerking]

I'd say it looks good on you, but it really doesn't.

[serving_love]

[Just levelly stares back at him while Zoro's trying to hold his gaze, which probably only makes things worse.

So of course that means that he cracks and blows up the second Zoro snorts at him.]

YOU'RE DAMN STRAIGHT IT DOESN'T!!! You'd better stop finding it funny, shitty marimo, or I'm gonna kick your face in!!

[Promptly spinning around and sticking his head right into the sink as he smacks the faucet on.]

Fuck it, I'm getting rid of this shitty fashion disaster.

[Or he's gonna try to anyway. He might be disappointed with how successful he's...not.]

[yourotherleft]

[too late. Too amused. Especially since it pisses Sanji off - he can't stop enjoying that no matter how much he loves the guy.

Zoro waves a hand at him and leaves him to the attempt, for a bit, while he goes below to fetch some rum casks and put them out to catch the rain. He comes back a little while later to see whether the minty booze actually did wash out, peeping into the galley first before slinking in just in case Sanji is still in a pissy mood.]

[serving_love]

[STILL PISSY.

Or just grumpy really.

He's crouched in front of the oven, checking his reflection in the door, hair sopping wet and...still faintly green.

Sigh.

He glances over his shoulder at Zoro.]

Find what you wanted?

[Mention his hair and DIE.]

[yourotherleft]

[trying so hard not to crack a grin, twisting his lips to try to suppress it.]

Yeah. I put out a bunch of barrels, we'll see how much of this rain we can catch. It'll tide us over until we can stock up on booze again.

[see, he's helping! mindful of supplies and everything.]