Oh kid, if you wanted someone to make you feel better about yourself, you're talking to the wrong person.

[She had planted herself on her pretty new chaise lounge, hoping to get some good reading in. But now she had to babysit the new guy. Don't get her wrong, it was usually her job anyway. But she never dealt with a seasick newbie before.]

I was the first girl ever in this crew. I don't know how to fight, and I'm pretty sure the captain originally thought I was a liability, but didn't want to say it to my face. Now look at me.

Surely we'll figure out what to do with you eventually.