Bubble Trouble

[meatthefuture]

Who: The Straw Hats
Where: Sailing log en route to Gamboller's Berth With a pitstop at Empieza.
When: March 30th-April 7th: Sailing, April 8th-11th Empieza
What: Bubbling and other shenanigans
Warnings: The usual




Have at. :3

Comments

[lettucebefree]

Yeah?

[she's just fishing. Nothing weird here, right?]

Is it almost snack time?

[hopeful!]

[serving_lovely]

[Oh no she's so cute. ...He. HE'S so cute—

Wait, no.

aslkjdfhs.]

Ah, no. No, I just. Uh.

[Flushes a little and scowls, averting his eyes.]

See you got another new shitty body today.

[lettucebefree]

Ehh? I did?!

[peeks at boobs. Feels around in shorts]

...

[points at self]

Does my face look any different?

[serving_lovely]

[Augh. Sanji slaps a hand to his face, grimacing as Luffy checks around down there. Not that he blames him -- shoving a hand down his own boxers was pretty much the first thing he did, too.]

...No.

[Speaks through clenched teeth, peeking at Luffy through his fingers.]

I mean—yes, but. No. You look like you, only...girly.

[lettucebefree]

shishishi I always look this way.

[But since Sanji mentioned a snack, she'll pull up her fishing line and pump her fists in the air]

I'm ready for food! Are you going to make something good?

[serving_lovely]

[Shitfuck so cute—

Just gonna slap himself in the face.

Also, Sanji didn't mention a snack, Luffy did, and Sanji is going to remain firm and NOT CAVE TO HIS SHITTY CUTE FACE.]

...I can do sandwiches or something?

[So weak.]

[lettucebefree]

I wanna salad! Make it a big one!

[starts for the galley so she can get first dibs, but stops and blinks at the face slap]

What's wrong? Did you get bit by a bug? [tries to pry Sanji's hand away to peer at it]

[serving_lovely]

[Busy cursing everything about these shitty bubbles, and probably he would've resisted more, but Luffy's demand takes him by surprise. So instead he just lets Luffy easily tug his hand away and ends up giving him a wide-eyed look.]

A big salad? Are you shittin' me?

[lettucebefree]

Yeah a huge one! [smiles and then threads her fingers through Sanji's, swaying their arms back and forth as she hauls them galleyward]

And I want cucumbers and carrots and mushrooms but only a little bacon this time.

[serving_lovely]

[Is pulled along, still blinking in confusion.]

Since when do you like salads? I mean, hell, I can make one, but you sure you don't want chicken or something on top?

[lettucebefree]

No way! Chicken is gross! I want green stuff!

[but it's weird that Sanji doesn't know this.]

Did you pop a weird bubble?

[serving_lovely]

[Barks out a short, bewildered laugh.]

Well yeah, clearly, thus suddenly having tits, but -- I think you might've managed to find an even weirder one.