You were doing a heck of a job at proving me wrong...

[But the flames are a nice touch. After giving a yelp of surprise, he backs up a bit]

No ones asking you to! ... but if you stay here they aren’t going to grant you the same courtesy. [..... okay fine. You want to know the whole story] Look. Anyone that pops up here is considered by these morons to be a pirate.. or pirate-in -training. They’re on orders to capture and execute pirates. You see a problem with that?