"Puppets? Not sure what the big deal is." Alpha Dave wouldn't know much about them. He wasn't raised by Bro and he only just met Dirk. He has no idea that his young bro has a puppet fetish. Be envious little Dave, because this version of you grew up with a distinct lack of puppet dong in his life. He was never buried in puppet prostate or prodded by proboscis. He never had to put up with Cal's creepy antics ether.