Alpha Dave couldn't be more proud of his media empire. He was happy with his comics when he was younger, but the movies are ten times better. If only young Dave knew what it was like to direct his own films and hang out with the stars. It was the most awesome thing ever. Until the Batterwitch killed his cast. He got revenge though. One shitty juggalo president down for each of his beloved movie stars. Ben Stiller and Donald Glover can rest in peace.

"Don't think she ever stopped. She's been writing CotL since we were kids. The volumes are fucking massive, dude. Thicker than my dick. You could kill a cat with one of those things like... drop it from a two story building, it'll cause a fucking earthquake." And on top of that there were six of them. "Snarky bookshrews never stop writing."