Cold Snap on the Normandy

[psychadrellic]

Who: The crew of the Normandy
Where: Aboard the Normandy SR-NO
When: Backdated to during the cold snap
What: Crew bonding, IDK.
Warnings: PG-13 for potty mouths and horrible innuendo
Style: Probably brackets
Status: Closed & Ongoing; backtags ahoy!
[Start a thread for your character, tag other character's threads, make everything as horrible and as awkward as possible]

Comments

[stolenmemories]

Keep up that attitude and you can freeze out here instead of being warmer in the tent with myself and Thane.

[No one likes cold but she'll leave the blanket beside him anyway.]

[calibrating]

Huh.

Thane sure is popular, isn't he?

[stolenmemories]

He's good at wandering. It'd keep you more warm than sitting will, keep your blood flowing.

[calibrating]

That's a good enough point, yeah.

It just takes, y'know, effort.

[stolenmemories]

Yeah, but it'll keep you from getting hypothermia and eventual death.

[calibrating]

And by death you mean sweet, sweet release from the cold?

[stolenmemories]

Sure if you want, I personally want to live to see what ridiculous treasure lies around this place.

[calibrating]

You know, there's a stereotype about humans and shiny things.

Just thought you might like to know you're proving it right.

[stolenmemories]

Did you miss the memo? The one where I was hired as a master thief?

If it has value, Garrus, and it's a challenge, I take it. Gold and silver just happen to be high up on the list of valuable metals.

[calibrating]

And they both happen to be shiny.

Sooooo, my point still stands.

[stolenmemories]

Wasn't denying your point, just discussing that stereotype about humans is not the brightest idea when it comes to me and my occupation.

I'm a very biased example.

[calibrating]

Isn't that what stereotypes are, when you get down to it? Biased examples and all that political correctness crap?

[stolenmemories]

Hit the nail on the head there, Garrus, but at least the stereotype is keeping me from freezing to death out here.

[calibrating]

And how's that?