Cold Snap on the Normandy

[psychadrellic]

Who: The crew of the Normandy
Where: Aboard the Normandy SR-NO
When: Backdated to during the cold snap
What: Crew bonding, IDK.
Warnings: PG-13 for potty mouths and horrible innuendo
Style: Probably brackets
Status: Closed & Ongoing; backtags ahoy!
[Start a thread for your character, tag other character's threads, make everything as horrible and as awkward as possible]

Comments

[pluggedintheoverlord]

I take full responsibility for making us not freeze our balls off.

[Joker sort of swayed at the hip bump, but otherwise was unmoved and totally not impressed, and still firmly lodged against Garrus' side. It would take a crowbar and a krogan to pry him off.]

Those of us who have balls on the outside, anyway.

[calibrating]

[Have another wiggle there, Joker. A half-hearted wiggle, but a wiggle nonetheless]

Not only do I hope your balls freeze, Moreau, but I hope-- no, I pray-- they snap right the fuck off and shatter at your feet.

[pluggedintheoverlord]

I'm detecting a little hostility here.

[That wiggle does nothing but start a little wiggle train. Everyone wiggle with Vakarian!]

[psychadrellic]

[Why is there wiggling. What the fuck is even going on here. It's nice and warm, true, but somebody needs to watch their hip spurs. And what are these two, a comedy duo or a horrible old married couple?

Somehow, Thane never would have imagined in a million years that signing on to Shepard's suicide mission would involve so much wiggling.]

[calibrating]

[Thane your expectations were set way too high]

Gee, I wonder where that's stemming from.

[And that would be another hip bump]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Your wounded ego, most likely.

[Hip pinball is a go. Joker will just bump his own hip back against Garrus, avoiding his pointy spur.]