[and there's a cooing noise from behind them. Guess who's here to make things better?]

"And thus, the lion fell in love with the lamb, succumbing to its sick, masochistic ways, ne'er to be free to hide in the murky depths of the dankest corner of the ship thanks to the all entrenching light and the power of love~"

[she could go on with more nonsense like this, but. Still. Just how long has she been standing there? Who knows.]