HazMat Log 005 ♔ The great multicolored north

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Dermaevern, Breakneck Cay and eventually Candy Mountain
When: 5/1-5/31
What: Exploring the north and making Gaius' diet last longer than it should be
Warnings: bore sharks, sugar-free torture, wine that makes you high as balls and our impending doom
Style: Any!
Status: Open if you're in the area?

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/1-5/7: Sailing to Dermaevern
5/8-5/15: Dermaevern Shenanigans!
5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain

Comments

[willwork4sugar]

[He's about to pull an apple out of the bag when he hears Leonardo's approach.]

Heya Stalwart. Just thought I'd try to see something of the place while we're here.

[Gaius fishes out the apple, tossing it over before he'll pull out another.]

[the_dancing_dork]

[He caught the apple and gave it a look-over. it looked normal.]

Thanks. So ugh... how's the whole 'no sugar' thing going?

[willwork4sugar]

Relax, it's not one of those death berries, just a normal apple. The woman at the stall felt sorry for me, I guess.

[He took a bite out of the other apple, making a face at the question.]

It's still a pain. Think I'll go back to the ship soon and collapse.

[the_dancing_dork]

[Okay, good. Then he'd proceed to bite into it then as he listened to Gaius talk.]

Well hey, you've made it to this point. Just a couple more weeks and then you get Candy Mountain. right?

[willwork4sugar]

A couple more weeks, huh. No one told me we were taking detours on the way.

[the_dancing_dork]

Eh, I didn't know that we were coming here until a while ago either. Still at least we're stopping somewhere now before we go back to having nothing but sea water everywhere while stuck on a boat.

[willwork4sugar]

....I guess that's true enough. Much as I don't mind sailing, I prefer something solid under my feet.

[He shrugs, taking another bite of his apple.]

[the_dancing_dork]

See? It's not all that bad. Just remember, just keep holding out and then you'll get your Candy Mountain in no time.

[Resumes chewing on apple.]

[willwork4sugar]

About all I can do, right?

[the_dancing_dork]

Unless you'd rather despair over it without any bright side to it, yeah I supposed so.

[willwork4sugar]

Nah, despair's not really my thing.

[the_dancing_dork]

Then I guess that you're stuck with the other option.

[willwork4sugar]

Looks that way.

[He smiles a bit, raising the apple as if in a toast before he takes another bite.]