HazMat Log 005 ♔ The great multicolored north

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Dermaevern, Breakneck Cay and eventually Candy Mountain
When: 5/1-5/31
What: Exploring the north and making Gaius' diet last longer than it should be
Warnings: bore sharks, sugar-free torture, wine that makes you high as balls and our impending doom
Style: Any!
Status: Open if you're in the area?

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/1-5/7: Sailing to Dermaevern
5/8-5/15: Dermaevern Shenanigans!
5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain

Comments

[anelegantmyth]

[Blink. Ok she KNOWS she's seen that bottle somewhere before. Around the market place maybe? Sold in one of the taverns? Or...wait a sec.]

Is that the Algre berry wine they sell here?

[Oh yeah, she's heard the stories. But having it happen to someone she knows, well...]

What do you see right now?

[youhearthebells]

I think so. I asked about wine and this is what they gave me.

[he grins hazily]

Everything's clearer. And prettier. And there's like...extra colors...

[anelegantmyth]

What do I look like?

[Making fun of her captain? Noo, she's doing this for science!]

[youhearthebells]

[encouraging him is a bad idea right now, the way he's grinning]

Just as gorgeous as ever...but shiny! Your hair is so...golden...

[anelegantmyth]

[Why? Are the floating hearts behind her too? But goodness don't compliment her like that. You're going to make her blush.]

Golden? Really? Is that all you see?

[youhearthebells]

Right now, yeah. Am I supposed to see more?

[because he'll keep drinking until there are pink elephants, really]

[anelegantmyth]

Well I'm not all that sure. You drank half a bottle right? I was expecting you to see little fairies and mermaids by now. But then again, your alcohol tolerance is much better than mine.

[She eyes the bottle. Cynthia knew he'd finish the whole thing and that worried her a little. This island was a lie free zone and with them prosecuting pirates, arceus knows what he would do or say under the influence. Gotta think fast.]

Would you like to watch the sun set with me? I bet it would look much better with those extra colors your seeing.

[...that works.]

[youhearthebells]

[he's from Wu, his alcohol tolerance is ridiculous. They drink wine like it's water. This week is going to rock.]

Ehhh? Sunset?

[blink. blink blink. slooooooowly getting there]

...awww, Cynthia, you're tryin' to get sweet on me.

[anelegantmyth]

Listen Kitty, you're pretty handsome as far as pirate captains go. But I'm not being sweet on you. I just don't want you to be alone is all.

[Handsome? Eww that stupid cannot lie thing is working on her.]

[youhearthebells]

[at least he won't remember that she called him handsome in the morning]

Aw, well, I don't wanna be alone either, so hey. Why not?

[anelegantmyth]

Awesome! I was just thinking about watching it over by the docks. That probably has the best view of the horizon.

[She eyes the bottle he was holding. Then plain out swipes it from him with a smirk.]

[youhearthebells]

Heeeyyyy... [rather slow on the reaction time] Give that back!