HazMat Log 005 ♔ The great multicolored north

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Dermaevern, Breakneck Cay and eventually Candy Mountain
When: 5/1-5/31
What: Exploring the north and making Gaius' diet last longer than it should be
Warnings: bore sharks, sugar-free torture, wine that makes you high as balls and our impending doom
Style: Any!
Status: Open if you're in the area?

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/1-5/7: Sailing to Dermaevern
5/8-5/15: Dermaevern Shenanigans!
5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain

Comments

[mostattitude]

[Looks up at Hiccup when he comes in.

...Way up.

Oh god, he's smaller than Hiccup now.

Noooooooooooooo.

For a second, he just kind of stares at him with wide eyes.]

......What happened? WHY AM I SMALL?!

[summing_it_up]

[This is weird. Somewhat satisfying, but weird.]

Hhhhhey, little guy–

[Hold up what is he DOING. Hiccup snaps out of it at the yelling, shaking his head as he holds up his hands.]

I– I don't know!

[mostattitude]

[MAKES THE MOST DISGRUNTLED FACE OKAY.]

Little guy?! I'm not a little guy!

[...Yes he is.

HUFFS, holding his arms out in front of him to look at himself.]

I didn't just shrink, did I? I'm actually...I'm younger! What the heck!

[summing_it_up]

I'm sorry, okay?! This would've been the last thing I'd think was possible!

[He leans back a little, blinking rapidly upon closer observation.]

Younger?? No way!

[mostattitude]

Dude, listen to my voice, I sound like some kinda dumb baby—

[His eyes widen suddenly and he starts patting at his chest, namely the upper left side of his plastron.]

Hey, is this still cracked? Can you tell??

[It doesn't feel like it is.]

[summing_it_up]

[He coughs, trying to disguise a laugh.]

Yeah, what? Where–

[Hiccup kneels a bit to take a closer look, squinting a bit.]

It...doesn't look like it? It's smooth.

[mostattitude]

...I think I went back in time, man.

[His voice is faint and a little shocked, but he shakes his head in the next instant and makes sure not to sound as pathetic when he speaks again.]

I'm back at an age before that happened, that's like...forever ago, almost ten years! Eight..maybe seven -- I'm a kid, augh, this is so lame!

[summing_it_up]

[He decides to say nothing about that, biting on his lower lip for a moment.]

Well, I hate to break it to you, but I think you're not the only one dealing with being a kid again.

[mostattitude]

[Looks sharply up at him.]

You've gotta be kidding me. The others? Were any of my brothers hit?

[summing_it_up]

I'm not sure. I'm still trying to find that out.

[mostattitude]

We should go check!

[Attempts to flee the room at his usual ninja speed, but that doesn't really work out so well since his body doesn't remember how to move like that, and he ends up tripping over his feet and landing flat on his face.]

......Ow.

[summing_it_up]

[Hiccup cringes, opening one eye slowly after the failed action occurs.

Right, he shouldn't just stand there. Going to help Raph up now.]

Yyyeah, we should. But we should do that a little more carefully.

[mostattitude]

[Sits up, rubbing at his nose, and no, his eyes are NOT watery, okay, shut up, he's fine.]

Yeah. Yeah, just. Give me a minute.

[summing_it_up]

[Hiccup rolls his eyes briefly, but he nods.]