HazMat Log 005 ♔ The great multicolored north

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Dermaevern, Breakneck Cay and eventually Candy Mountain
When: 5/1-5/31
What: Exploring the north and making Gaius' diet last longer than it should be
Warnings: bore sharks, sugar-free torture, wine that makes you high as balls and our impending doom
Style: Any!
Status: Open if you're in the area?

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/1-5/7: Sailing to Dermaevern
5/8-5/15: Dermaevern Shenanigans!
5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain

Comments

[summing_it_up]

[He nods.]

I could try that. And...I dunno if your dad would know anything about yours, would he?

[mostattitude]

Nah... [Waves a hand dismissively.] He bought us as baby turtles from a pet shop, but there wasn't a mom turtle there or anything.

[summing_it_up]

Oh. That's...interesting. [Beat.] What's a pet shop?

[mostattitude]

[Blinks.]

A place where you...buy pets? You know. Animal companions, usually of the smaller, domestic variety. [Grins a little.] Probably wouldn't be able to find any dragons there.

[summing_it_up]

Oh. Heh. I knew that!

[Yeah, right.]