HazMat Log 005 ♔ The great multicolored north

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Dermaevern, Breakneck Cay and eventually Candy Mountain
When: 5/1-5/31
What: Exploring the north and making Gaius' diet last longer than it should be
Warnings: bore sharks, sugar-free torture, wine that makes you high as balls and our impending doom
Style: Any!
Status: Open if you're in the area?

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/1-5/7: Sailing to Dermaevern
5/8-5/15: Dermaevern Shenanigans!
5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain

Comments

[notacostume]

It doesn't really matter how strong I get. Back on Earth, I can't go outside without people thinking I'm some kind of freak.

[anelegantmyth]

See that's what I don't get. If I saw someone like you, my first assumption would be "where's the costume party?", not "holy crap balls, aliens!" or something.

[notacostume]

Funny you should mention that. I've actually gone to a costume party looking like this. Nobody really suspected anything until I actually told them.

But take the costumes away and I'm going to have a problem.

[anelegantmyth]

Well they could also assume you're a mascot for some company? I mean, it's possible right?

[notacostume]

That's not really any better, and I don't want any of that. I just want my old life back.