HazMat Log 005 ♔ The great multicolored north

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Dermaevern, Breakneck Cay and eventually Candy Mountain
When: 5/1-5/31
What: Exploring the north and making Gaius' diet last longer than it should be
Warnings: bore sharks, sugar-free torture, wine that makes you high as balls and our impending doom
Style: Any!
Status: Open if you're in the area?

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/1-5/7: Sailing to Dermaevern
5/8-5/15: Dermaevern Shenanigans!
5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain

Comments

[summing_it_up]

[Gods, he can't help but blush a bit.]

Oh, is she. I mean, she is. Very pretty. Blond. With her bangs falling over an eye.

She's tougher than me, stronger than me. More athletic and brash. And she can probably kill someone with a good throw of her axe.



–Basically, she's everything I should've been, but there you go!

[anelegantmyth]

...throw of her axe?

[summing_it_up]

Yeah, she's really good at hurling axes at targets, you don't ever want to get in the middle of that.

[anelegantmyth]

...that's true love right there.

[summing_it_up]

Well, it's more like normal behavior. We just started and it doesn't feel that much different.

[anelegantmyth]

Axe wielding sociopaths are normal? Remind me to never get her angry then. But I do wish you all the joy and happiness and that you may have a fruitful relationship together?

[No seriously, she doesn't know enough about teenage puppy love to comment about it.]

What about your family? Anything interesting there?

[summing_it_up]

It's sort of hard not to, but she'll understand if you mention it to her. Then again, I can get why her patience wears thin – we hang out with a few other Vikings our age annnd sometimes they're not the brightest...

[He shrugs, but he lets that sit as a segue into the next two questions.]

When it comes to family, it's just me and my dad. He's large and in charge...which makes sense, because. He's the chief.

[anelegantmyth]

Oh so you have a girlfriend AND you're village royalty. Who knew our Hiccup was such a badass.

[summing_it_up]

Yeah, yeah. No one ever expects the stick.

[anelegantmyth]

Now now Hiccup you're not a stick...well not anymore anyway. You have more meat than Lea, making him HazMat's resident stickman now.

[summing_it_up]

Somehow I don't feel like that's any better. Plus Gaius' nickname has already stuck on me.

[anelegantmyth]

What does he call you?

[summing_it_up]

Twigs.

[anelegantmyth]

[Snort.]

Ok sorry that was inappropriate. But not to worry, I'm sure he could think of something even skinnier to call Lea.

[summing_it_up]

[Making faaace.]

Can't be as bad as "Twigs."

[anelegantmyth]

You'd be surprised, Gaius is quite the creative genius when it comes to nicknames.

[summing_it_up]

That's what I'm worried about. But hey, whatever floats his boat.