HazMat Log 005 ♔ The great multicolored north

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Dermaevern, Breakneck Cay and eventually Candy Mountain
When: 5/1-5/31
What: Exploring the north and making Gaius' diet last longer than it should be
Warnings: bore sharks, sugar-free torture, wine that makes you high as balls and our impending doom
Style: Any!
Status: Open if you're in the area?

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/1-5/7: Sailing to Dermaevern
5/8-5/15: Dermaevern Shenanigans!
5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain

Comments

[by_heart]

Yeah, gotta get all my diagrams and flow charts ready.

[He's only half joking. He's getting tired of being told it's all too complicated whenever he tries to open up about what went on back home.]

I feel like I should be giving a quiz when I'm done.

[summing_it_up]

[Hiccup chuckles. He may have no idea how bad it really is, but he'd personally take up the challenge.]

You say it like it's too complicated. Then again, if you do that, I'm sure we'd have some protests on our hands.

[by_heart]

People've told me it is. If I can get through it all without people going "No! No! Too much thinking involved!" maybe I'll waive the quiz. How about that?

[Lea shrugs. It's an awful rude way to react to a guy's tragic backstory, but what can you do?]

[summing_it_up]

[Sometimes easing up on the sardonic tones is hard for him. Second nature and all that.]

Sounds good to me.

[by_heart]

It's a deal, then!

[Lea totally understands. His sarcasm switch is permanently stuck in the "on" position.]

[summing_it_up]

[Looks like they'll get along fine.]