allendsmeat: (you think so?)
allendsmeat ([personal profile] allendsmeat) wrote in [community profile] high_seas2014-05-15 12:06 am

Bittys on Board

Who: The Straw Hat Pirates
Where: Sailing along
When: 15th-?
What: Bitty Curse Event and general sailing log
Warnings: lots of kid shenanigans
Status: closed



Make sure to date your threads! and when we're about ready I'll add another post to this for general sailing shenanigans
dorobou_neko: (Umm...)

5/15 - 5/17

[personal profile] dorobou_neko 2014-05-15 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Nami had had to deal with many strange things since becoming a Straw Hat. Many, many strange things. They were unavoidable at this point/

But members of the crew being turned into children? That hasn't quite topped being brought into this new world, but it was definitely up there in terms of bizarre. She herself was still her age, which she was grateful for.

So she's doing one of two things right now. She's either trying to keep the children under control, or she is taking a break and lounging around deck. Either way, whether a child or not, feel free to approach her.]
yourotherleft: (kid - facepalm)

15-18 young in body only

[personal profile] yourotherleft 2014-05-15 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[he'd passed out just before midnight, collapsing in his hammock still damp from the rain he endured while on evening watch, so it shouldn't be a surprise that Zoro slept in late. Which means there might have been plenty of people awake to hear his scream of horror when he woke up to discover himself shrunken down to his ten-year-old self.

First, of course, he fell out of the hammock. Then, naturally, he went tearing across the deck looking for some kind of explanation. After that, well...

For the first day it's likely he will do his best to try to suck it up and deal while taking care of the ones who don't remember their adult lives. After that, though, as the day goes on, Zoro begins to succumb to his size, his memories intact but his attitude growing more and more like the loudmouthed brat he was at that age. Maturity seems to vanish by the hour.

Good luck keeping him away from either his swords or the liquor cabinet.
]
serving_love: (?!)

5/15~

[personal profile] serving_love 2014-05-15 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, THE SCREAM is not something Sanji is expecting to hear this morning, and it damn near startles him into dropping the pan he's using to flip some pancakes. He quickly catches himself and sets it down, turning the stove top off as he turns to stare at the galley door in confusion.

1) wtf?

2) That didn't sound like any of the ladies, but...it definitely wasn't any of the guys, so...?

3) wtf? Did they pick up a stowaway or some shit? ...Fuck, if there's some kid hiding on board, that hits a little close to home.

In the next second, Sanji's rushing out of the galley and probably nearly bowling straight over Zoro as he comes tearing out of the men's cabin.]
serving_love: (AUGH)

5/15-5/18 OTA

[personal profile] serving_love 2014-05-15 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Hit him up for whatever on any date, but by midday on the 15th Sanji is already about to pull all his damn hair out, okay, he likes kids well enough but he never signed up to play babysitter.

So he's gonna march out to the center of the deck, find a box to stand on, and then shout at the top of his lungs to get everyone under control.]


OI! ANY AND ALL SHITTY BRATS ON BOARD, GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE NOW.
yourotherleft: (kid - yelling)

[personal profile] yourotherleft 2014-05-15 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[still caught in the throes of OMGWTFBBQ WHAT IS HAPPENING and doesn't seem to have any regard for where he's going, so he smacks right into Sanji's legs and bounces off.

At least it stops him from shrieking for a moment
]

OW! SHIT! That hurt, you shitty...!

[looks up.

Oh god.
]
rubber_kid: (sleepy)

5/15

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-15 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[he falls out of the hammock at the voice, hitting the floor face first. Then rubbing his eye, and his stomach grumbling, pads toward the sound of the noise]

You're really loud, you know.

bepobear: (☠ - Bitty - Toothy!)

5/15 - onward - Bitty Bear!

[personal profile] bepobear 2014-05-15 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Bepo was asleep at the time in the medical space on the ship. He'd fallen asleep on a book on a desk... meaning when it all happened and he shrunk, he dropped, hitting his bitty head on the desk, slipping from the chair and hitting the floor.]

[Have the cutest little polar bear, in a PUDDLE of orange suit, CRYING, in a very bear like cry. Squeaky and upset and not knowing what to do.]

[He's pawing on all fours across the floor in the medical ward, trying to get untangled from clothing and leave. Little bear is confused]
Edited 2014-05-15 05:42 (UTC)
rubber_kid: (yosha)

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-15 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[is poking around the ship and notices the bear! POUNCE!]

Hey, dinner! [punch on the head!]
bepobear: (☠ - Bitty - Upset)

[personal profile] bepobear 2014-05-15 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course Luffy would find him...]

[the pounce startled him, making him jump, head thrown back. The head punch knocked him over and he let out a loud sad little cry!!! Waaaah!]

[the little bear tried to get out of the kids hold!]
rubber_kid: (urk)

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-15 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hey don't cry! [holds on] You're just a little bear, huh.
bepobear: (☠ - Bitty - Grump Point)

[personal profile] bepobear 2014-05-15 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[He's trying to push away still. Why was he holding on! But he managed to roll around enough to be face up and staring at him, big black eyes scared, wide. Where was The Man? This wasn't The Man.]

[big baby paws pushed at his face, making bitty bear noises of protest!]
rubber_kid: (shishishi)

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-15 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Shishishi [his head is pushed but his neck stretches] You're cute, na! I'm gonna keep you!
bepobear: (☠ - Bitty - Toothy!)

[personal profile] bepobear 2014-05-15 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

[WEIRD!!! His neck stretched?! Wah!! He pushed again, eyes wide. Gonna keep him!? What does that mean! Wah! Where was The Man atttt!]

[He's a wiggly little thing. Trying to kick to get free. Does not like being pinned down!]
rubber_kid: (yosha)

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-15 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Let's go get food. [drags out, oblivious to struggles]
kidsopp: (02)

5/15 - 5/18

[personal profile] kidsopp 2014-05-15 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[the morning of the 15th, Usopp wakes and instantly can tell something's wrong. this isn't his bed; it's a gently swaying hammock in an unfamiliar room. he pulls the covers up to his nose and squeezes his eyes shut. he counts to three...then to ten, just for good measure, and opens them. and he's still in a weird room]

[there's only one thing to do in such a situation]


M-Mom! MOOOMMM!
bepobear: (☠ - Bitty - Yay!)

[personal profile] bepobear 2014-05-15 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait, no... food? He stopped struggling. So now you have a cute stuffed looking, about your size polar bear wanting food. Yes. Good.]

[head tilted back he Wah'ed at the boy. Food is good]
serving_love: (oh god)

[personal profile] serving_love 2014-05-15 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[What in the hell was that?

Sanji jerks to a stop and looks down.

...Annnd down further.

Until he finally spots this brat sprawled at his feet with some very familiar green hair and—

Oh, for fuck's sake.

He slowly lowers into a crouch so he's at eye level with...well. Who he thinks this is.

And then just stares.]


...You have got to be shitting me.
rubber_kid: (grin)

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-15 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Wah! shishishi [puts his hat on and shifts the bear to his back, singing] Foood food food food wah wah fooood
yourotherleft: (kid - blush)

[personal profile] yourotherleft 2014-05-15 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[he may be drowning in the t-shirt he wore to bed, and the earrings look like they're about to slip off his earlobe, but yep. It's him all right. Zoro stares back...why is the cook still normal? How the fuck did this happen?]

Wh....what happened to me?

[he suddenly claps a hand over his left eye, because he can see out of it again]
bepobear: (☠ - Bitty - Pick me up ;;)

[personal profile] bepobear 2014-05-15 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, this wasn't so bad. And he was soft too.]

[Bepo Back pack!]

[He held on, claws digging in a bit, and Wah Wah'ed back once in a while to the song.]

[So long as they were getting food, it would be okay.]


'iishhh. [a very hard to understand sound. Could be a growl. Could be a request for fish!]
serving_love: (...)

[personal profile] serving_love 2014-05-15 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Looks around at whoever the owner is of that pipsqueaky voice, and -- fuck.

Damn, he'd been hoping Luffy wouldn't be all child-sized and shit.

Sanji props his hands on his hips, staring down at him.]


Yeah, that was kind of the point. [Peers.] Do you know who I am?
rubber_kid: (urk)

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-15 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
eh? [blink]
rubber_kid: (ehhh?!)

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-15 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE AM I?!

[spots the sea! and the pirate flag!]

AHH YOU'RE WITH BLUENOSE!

[kicks in the shin and runs away flailing]
Edited 2014-05-15 06:55 (UTC)
rubber_kid: (urk)

5/15

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-15 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[is creep- creep- creepin' around and spots the nose. What is that? He reaches up and grabs it!]
serving_love: (ahahahaaa....)

[personal profile] serving_love 2014-05-15 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Snorts the second Zoro speaks again because ha, that voice, what even, and he might even look like he's on the verge of cracking up any second but that's mostly because he's feeling slightly hysterical.

This fucking world.]


Heh... Well you, uh. [He lifts a hand, holding his thumb and forefinger very close together.] You're a little smaller than usual...ya shitty half-pint.

[And kind of adorable. Shit. With the shirt. B'awwww.]

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