HazMat Log 006 ♔ Impending doom and diabetes

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Breakneck Cay and Candy Mountain
When: 5/23 onwards
What: things and stuff
Warnings: sugarrrrrrr
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom part 2! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain
6/1-6/7: DIABETUS MOUNTAIN

Comments

[heartismyown]

No, but I never pet a turtle before. Can I touch you?

[Roxas sometimes has odd requests.]

[the_dancing_dork]

[Well... he raised a brow at the request, but nevertheless held his arm out.]

Umm... sure, I guess.

[heartismyown]

[Roxas puts his hand on Leo's arm for a moment before pulling it away, curiosity satisfied.]

Definitely not fluffy like the birds. Or the pink pony.

[the_dancing_dork]

Well turtles are reptiles, so we're pretty scaly. Especially compared to birds or ponies.

[heartismyown]

Really? Also, you're a really big turtle right? What do big turtles do? Do you eat anything good? Do you like sea salt ice cream?

[the_dancing_dork]

Well... yes, I'm a man-sized turtle. We do what most people our age would, except that we're also ninjas. We eat stuff like pizza, so yes. And... I do't think we've ever had sea salt ice cream before.

[heartismyown]

[Sorry Leo, you think you didn't get out much?]

I don't really know what that is. How old are you? What kinds of things do you do? Do turtles have hearts? What's pizza?

[He's a tad excitable.]

[the_dancing_dork]

[How many questions did this kid have?]

Well... I'm sixteen, I do thinks like skateboarding, meditating, and ninja training, yes turtle shave hearts, and pizza... well it's a king of food.

[heartismyown]

[His eyes shine brightly.]

Isn't skateboarding really really cool? I love skateboarding! What do you do for ninja training? What's meditating? Is pizza good? Did you ever have sea salt ice cream?

[the_dancing_dork]

Whoa, whoa kid. Can you limit it to one question at a time? I'm starting to lose track of what you're saying.

[heartismyown]

Oh, um, okay, sure! I can try!

[He pauses. Wait, what did he ask again? Oh right. The most important question.]

Do you like sea salt ice cream?

[the_dancing_dork]

I've never had it before, so I can't say. I like the normal kind though. Hmm... maybe I can see if Mikey can learn how to make it.

[heartismyown]

Well I know a guy that can make it! I'll ask him when I see him again and maybe I can bring some here!

Oh yeah, what's ninja training? And...and the other thing you said. Medi-something.

[the_dancing_dork]

Well ninja training is another term for practicing the art of ninjutsu, which involves martial arts and stealth techniques. Meditation is part of it, it's where you clear your mind and spirit so that you can focus on things better.

[heartismyown]

How do you clear your mind? What is ninjutsu like?

[He tilts his head a little, confused but interested in learning more.]

[the_dancing_dork]

Well... it's hard to explain what clearing your mind is like, you have to experience it to understand. And ninjutsu... it lets you let out stress and make your body feel better and stronger. It's also not easy to explain.

[heartismyown]

Oooh! Could you teach me to do those things? When I want to let out stress, I guess I hit things with my keyblades. I want to be stronger! Can you teach me that?