HazMat Log 006 ♔ Impending doom and diabetes

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Breakneck Cay and Candy Mountain
When: 5/23 onwards
What: things and stuff
Warnings: sugarrrrrrr
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom part 2! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain
6/1-6/7: DIABETUS MOUNTAIN

Comments

[b2_dragon]

[Treats wouldn't go amiss, although if Lea doesn't go flying off again, that would probably be better. The dragon seems to be eying him carefully to make sure he doesn't.]

[by_heart]

I'm being careful! See?

[Lea grabs hold of the rail again when the ship rocks.]

Though if you want that treat, I'm gonna have to figure out how to get down to the galley...

[That could prove to be a little more difficult...]

[b2_dragon]

[The dragon watches him, and then looks back towards the steps down. Glancing back at Lea, Toothless gets up and starts towards him.]

[by_heart]

[Lea watches him warily.]

What? What are you up to now?

[b2_dragon]

[Nothing bad! Toothless does stop once he's right in front of the redhead, right before he moves to try snatching the end of his coat. He's going to try tugging you along to safety, that's what.]

[by_heart]

Man, now I have dragon spit on my coat, too...

[Not that he doesn't feel that tug and figure out what's going on, but still. Dragon spit.]

I got it. I walk, you make sure I don't blow away, right?

[b2_dragon]

[It's only mildly adhesive.

The dragon seems to smile almost as Lea looks down at him, giving another tug. Yes. You walk, he'll play anchor.]

[by_heart]

[Lea carefully makes his way to the stairs, thankfully only having to rely on Toothless a few times. Once he's safe and sound, he reaches out to gingerly pat the dragon on the head.]

Uh...good boy. So about that treat?

[What do dragons even eat?]

[b2_dragon]

[The dragon smiles again, butting his head against Lea's palm. He looks eager about getting a treat. Maybe they've got some fish or something!]

[by_heart]

[Lea grins and laughs.]

Ha! You look pretty excited now!

[Now that he knows he can get away with it, he pats Toothless on the head again.]

Okay, let's go see what I've got for you.

[Lea leads the way into the galley and starts poking around. It's not quite as well-stocked as he'd like, but he's gotten it into some semblance of order.]

What do you want? Meat? Bread? Cheese? Fish?

[b2_dragon]

[The dragon follows after, and hopefully no one will slip on the wet trail they likely leave behind them.

He pokes his head into the galley, sniffing around. There's a snort at the offer of cheese- after Donatello had made an entire model out of the stuff, the dragon is pretty sick of the smell alone. He does however perk at the fish.]

[by_heart]

Fish, huh?

[Luckily there's a lot of that. If there's one thing he's learned from his time cooking for the Spades, it's that fish is the easiest thing to keep stocked. He has a bucket set aside for later, but he can spare a few.]

You just want the whole thing?

[He picks out a nice big one and holds it up.]

[b2_dragon]

[Toothless looks pretty eager at that as he eyes the fish excitedly. And he'll happily move to snatch it up in his mouth, whereupon his previously toothless maw will spring teeth, and the fish will vanish down his throat in seconds.]

[by_heart]

Geez, did you even taste that? You really like fish, huh?

[Well, he can spare another one, maybe. It's kind of hard to turn down a happy dragon.]

I'm gonna toss you one. Think you can catch it?

[b2_dragon]

[The dragon licks his chops, watching Lea in anticipation.]

[by_heart]

[Lea picks a slightly smaller fish (since he's going to need to heft it a bit) and gives it a toss.]

Catch!

[b2_dragon]

[It's an easy catch at that, sideways, but quickly adjusted to go slipping down just like the first.

Toothless moves closer to Lea then, wearing his happy dragon smile.

And then he'll make a noise. And his eyes might roll back slightly as some unpleasant sounds roll along from stomach into gullet and then SURPRISE, Lea might get half a gooey fish deposited into his hands.]

[by_heart]

[OH EW. Lea drops that thing immediately.]

What was that for?! Geez, at least warn a guy!!

[In hindsight, he had ample warning, but what does he know about dragons?]

[b2_dragon]

[He has no idea why you're yelling, Lea. Why'd you drop a perfectly good piece of fish on the floor! Rude!

Toothless figures it's only polite to share- and judging by the gummy smile on his face, he seems to have no idea why the guy's making such a fuss.

He'll even lean over to nudge it with his snout. Hey. Hey. You dropped it.]

[by_heart]

[That's...kind of sweet...]

Uh...I appreciate the sentiment, but I think I'm gonna have to pass on this one.

[He takes a step back to keep fish goo off his shoes and smiles weakly.]

You can eat my half. Go for it. Totally fine with me.

[b2_dragon]

[Okay, so it seems Lea's not hungry. Just to be sure, Toothless peers up at the guy as he moves closer to the fish again.

Oh well.

There's no sense in wasting it, so the dragon snatches it up again, gulping it down a second time.]

[by_heart]

[Lea may not be hungry again for quite some time after that, Toothless. Considering there's still fish goo on the floor he's going to have to mop up.]

There you go. Okay, no more treats. You're gonna ruin your...whatever meal it is dragons eat next...

[b2_dragon]

[Considering he normally gulps down a barrel of those, ruining his appetite is probably the least of your concerns, Lea.

But at least Toothless doesn't seem intent on sharing anything more at the moment. While he looks a little disappointed that that's all Lea seems he's going to offer, the dragon decides not to be pushy about it.]

[by_heart]

Hey, don't give me that look! I said "treat," not "meal!" Don't you get greedy on me.

[It's kind of absurd that he's lecturing a dragon, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Other people need to eat that fish, too.]

[b2_dragon]

[He gurbles petulantly, but turns and slips back out of the galley.]