HazMat Log 006 ♔ Impending doom and diabetes

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Breakneck Cay and Candy Mountain
When: 5/23 onwards
What: things and stuff
Warnings: sugarrrrrrr
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom part 2! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain
6/1-6/7: DIABETUS MOUNTAIN

Comments

[willwork4sugar]

[He pulls out his journal where he's kept a page of notes.]

Dirt made of chocolate powder, licorice grass and lollipop flowers, taffy trees and waterfalls of chocolate milk..! And that's only things I've heard!

I don't know how it works so long as it's true!

[notacostume]

Are you serious? [She has trouble believing this, honestly. Then again, weird things have definitely happened to her.

Maybe not as weird as the idea of Candy Mountain, but they're up there!]

Are the clouds made out of cotton candy or something?

[willwork4sugar]

If it's a lie, I'm going to be pretty upset.

[The thief arches a brow.]

...I don't know, but if they are, I'd try it!

[notacostume]

[Cotton candy clouds do sound like a lot of fun. Delicious fun. But there's just one problem.]

Yeah? And how do you think you're gonna reach them?

Gonna sprout some wings on me?

[willwork4sugar]

Heh, very funny. Of course not! We got a Viking and his dragon aboard.

[notacostume]

Gonna hitch a ride on the dragon? [Actually that sounds like a great idea.]

Hey, if the clouds are actually made of cotton candy, can you bring me some?

[willwork4sugar]

I don't see why not.

[He grins.]

Sure thing.