HazMat Log 006 ♔ Impending doom and diabetes

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Breakneck Cay and Candy Mountain
When: 5/23 onwards
What: things and stuff
Warnings: sugarrrrrrr
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom part 2! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain
6/1-6/7: DIABETUS MOUNTAIN

Comments

[willwork4sugar]

...yeah, much as I like chocolate, I don't think I'd wanna make it a part of my daily wear like this.

[anelegantmyth]

You sure about that? I'm sure you, of all people, would enjoy walking with chocolate all day everyday. Besides the ones hidden in those secret pockets of yours.

[She raises her hand to lick the chocolate off her fingers, then to pull down his headband to cover his eyes so she could get out of the river without him noticing her clutching her side. You could stay in there as long as you want Gaius. But the sharp pain came back when you pulled her in and she didn't want to make it worse.]

[willwork4sugar]

In pockets, sure. Not dressed in it. Besides, if this stuff hardens, it'd be pretty tough to walk in.

[Which makes him wonder how he's going to clean this all off, because as much as he might be able to lick, chocolate doesn't come out of material very easily.]

-hey!

[He makes a face and paws at his chocolatey bandanna to try pulling it up. This is going to be fun.]

[anelegantmyth]

[ Hardens. Which means stuff could easily stick to him right? Oh yeah, that gives her a horrible idea.

Once she's back on dry land and had enough time to let the pain subside. She quickly looks around for something, ANYTHING to dump on him.

Then her eyes fall on a random pile of sprinkles... ]

At least all you have to wash is cloth. Do you know how hard it is to get solidified anything out of fur?

[willwork4sugar]

[He yanks his bandanna off, just managing to keep from wiping a chocolatey arm across his face. Instead, he tries to get to his feet, grabbing up his cloak to try and wipe off as much excess chocolate as possible because that thing is going to weigh a ton otherwise.]

Still pretty tricky stuff. Gets into all the little creases and crevices. I don't even wanna think how I'm going to get this stuff out of my boots. Wonder if it's possible to melt it all out.

[anelegantmyth]

Oh I'm sure we'll find a way, we always do. Though...I do wonder how you'll get the sprinkles out.

[And without even a second thought, she dumps a handful of sprinkles on his head. Yes, she's super mature.]

[willwork4sugar]

Wha-

Oh come on!!

[anelegantmyth]

[Of course, leaning in to add a cherry on top as a final touch. Then laughing her butt off]

You look positively delicious Gaius.

[willwork4sugar]

Don't make me dunk you in chocolate again.

[He reaches up to try (and fail miserably in) desprinkling his head, although he takes that cherry to pop into his mouth. Why waste it?]

[anelegantmyth]

Please don't.

[ She half expected he'd do that with the cherry, she really did. But she does stretch out her hand to help him out. Sure he could easily pull her back in for a second dunking, she'll just have to trust him not to do it. ]

[willwork4sugar]

[He'll accept that hand out without tugging her back in. Rather than try to brush off what chocolate he can, he decides to wait until some of it hardens. Should be a little easier to get off that way, at least.

Bu~~t since he's covered in it, nothing's stopping him from nibbling at the chocolate on his hands.]

[anelegantmyth]

[ Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
...well she would have called him unsanitary. But she was nibbling on the sprinkles that got stuck to her hand. So really, she wasn't any different. ]

So, what should we do next?

[willwork4sugar]

[Oh come on, what else are you going to do with all this chocolate? At least he isn't trying to lick it off his boot!]

Well, we could either roll in more of those sprinkles or walk back towards the ship and see how much of this falls off.

[anelegantmyth]

Well the sprinkles do look tempting...

[willwork4sugar]

'course, it'd just be more stuff to clean out in the end...

[anelegantmyth]

I guess your right.

[ She says as she flings small handfuls of sprinkles at the spots on Gaius that haven't hardened yet. ]

Then afterwards, maybe we could check out the wildlife. I KNOW you wouldn't leave me alone with wild candy animals.

[willwork4sugar]

[He flat-eyes her, then scoops some of that chocolate and sprinkles off with a finger to lick.]

Oh, that's right. Almost forgot about the candy creatures. That's gotta be something to see.

[anelegantmyth]

I'm sure it is.

[She rests her arm around his shoulder as they walked. Don't worry, she doesn't have any plans of shoving him into a pond of whipped cream or icing. This time, she was just being friendly (and not at all caring that some of his sprinkles were sticking to her now)]

I'm glad you're my friend Gaius. I'm pretty sure anyone else would kill me for shoving them into a chocolate river then top them with sprinkles and a cherry on top.

[willwork4sugar]

[That doesn't mean he won't be a little wary at first as she rests that arm over him, but eventually he'll relax. Not to mention get distracted watching as chocolate chunks fall from them once they harden as they walk along.]

Aw come on, how often do you get to dunk yourself in chocolate? Although I'd rather be eating it than swimming in it.